Sparks Ignites

Washington, DC - Watch out for a series of Category 5 hurricanes headed for battleground states on election day—November 5.This is what Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert have been telling their colleagues in the US House of Representatives.    It seems Greene, a far-right politician, conspiracy theorist and part-time hostess at Cracker Barrel, believes that the federal government is controlling the weather. “The weather is being manipulated by Biden to stop voting in swing states on election day,” Greene told a reporter from  Daily Conspirator . “All he needs to do is call the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) and the space lasers are fired up,” Greene explained. “They can take a squall and turn it into a giant hurricane in a matter of seconds.” “The Jewish Space Lasers are able to direct the hurricanes wherever the radical liberals want them to go,” said Lauren Boebert U.S. Representative and a cohort of Greene. Greene and Boebert held a press conference o